Lady Gaga says you were “Born This Way”

Well, in my case, that’s hardly a good thing. My face creeps people out: seriously, I’m walking in a public place, just minding my own business, and people stare at me. What the fuck is wrong with my face?

In college (college, mind you), I was in my English Comp. class and the teacher made a comment about people not trusting people with long hair and beards…then everyone, the ENTIRE fucking class, turned and looked at me!

I can’t help that my father looks like Cunt Grishnakh of that shitty-fucking excuse for a band ‘burzum’ and that I inherited his loathesome Aryan traits (save for darker hair and brown eyes), but seriously, you people stare at me as if i were Charles-fucking-Manson!