Okay, I know all the Whovians are going to hate me for it (hell, they hate me as it is for liking Donna or saying that Rory is emo because he never smiles), but I’m just going to give out an unpopular opinion that grew from my watching of “Asylum of the Daleks.”

Oswin Oswald, whom I refer to as “Dalek Girl”, is a Mary Sue. Think about it. She’s this cute little girl who’s been helping the Doctor through the adventure, then we discover that she’s actually a Dalek…oh wait, but she’s the only Dalek who’s fought the urge to exterminate, therefore she is the only “good” Dalek. Oh wait, if that’s not all, she is destroyed and, with her last dying act, erases the Doctor from the memory of all the surviving Daleks (i think they’re surviving, unless Caan and the Emperor really aren’t dead, but i think they are).

But then, if that wasn’t enough, now I fear she’s going to become 11’s post Amy/Rory companion…

No, just no

Hands touch, eyes meet
Sudden silence, sudden heat
Hearts leap in a giddy world
He could be that boy
But I’m Not That Girl

Don’t dream too far
Don’t lose sight of who you are
Don’t remember that rush of joy
He could be that boy
I’m Not That Girl

Every so often we long to steal
To the Land of What-Might-Have-Been
But that doesn’t soften the ache we feel
When reality sets back in

Light smile, blithe limb
She who’s winsome, she wins him
Gold hair with a gentle curl
That’s the girl he chose
And Heaven knows…I’m Not That Girl

Don’t wish, don’t start
Wishing only wounds the heart
I wasn’t born for the rose and the pearl
There’s a girl I know
He loves her so…
I’m Not That Girl

Eden Espinosa - I’m Not That Girl

Kerry Ellis - I’m Not That Girl

Teal Wicks - I’m Not That Girl

Willemijn Verkaik - Ich Bin es Nicht

Rachel Tucker - I’m Not That Girl

Annaleigh Ashford - I’m Not That Girl [reprise]

Die Hexen von Oz - Ich Bin es Nicht [reprise]