So I’m going through the “arwen” tags, hoping to find it flooded with Lord of the Rings stuff, obviously. But instead, all I see is this Merlin character…

I tried watching Merlin, but found it to be just plain dumb. I mean, the guy they got to play Merlin is a total dweeb, who I’ll always remember as that idiot emo-kid from “Midnight”. Merlin is supposed to be an old wizard, wise and powerful. You don’t cast c*mberbatch to play Gandalf the Grey, just because he has sex appeal to a bunch of 12-year-old tumblr fan-girls. Ergo, you don’t cast a child to play someone as wise and powerful as Merlin.

And what is with this character? I mean, can’t they come up with a better name than “arwen”? Why do they have to steal from Tolkien’s epic? Plus, she, like black Heimdall from the Thor movie, is a historical inaccuracy/contradiction. Guinevere was Roman, if anything, and NEVER in all of recorded history, have Guinevere and Arthur been called “arwen”. That’s just stupid and needs to stop!

I think I’m incapable of feels.

(i deleted a line from this because it’s just not true)

Sorcerers of madness
Selling me their time
Child of God sitting in the sun
Giving peace of mind

Fictional seduction
On a black snow sky
Sadness kills the Superman
Even fathers cry

Of all the things I value most of all
I see my memories and feel their warmth
And know that it is good
You know that I should

Superstitious century
Didn’t time go slow?
Separating sanity
Watching children grow

Synchronated undertaker
Spiral skies
Silver ships on plasmic oceans
In disguise

Of all the things I value most of all
I look inside myself and see my world
And know that it is good
You know that I should

Watching eyes of celluloid
Tell you how to live
Metaphoric motor-replay
Give, give, give!

Laughter kissing love
Is showing me the way
Spiral city architect
I build, you pay

Of all the things I value most of all
I look upon my earth and feel the warmth
And know that it is good
You know that I should

You know that I should!
You know that I should!
You know that I should!
You know that I should!

Black Sabbath - Spiral Architect

Rondellus - Spiral Architect

Apocalyptica - Spiral Architect

Okay, so I was looking at the submissions for theBlack SabbathIron Man video…and I saw one black metal idiot who put (i’m guessing) a collage of his idol Cunt Grishnakh of shitty one-man “band” burzum

that Aryan fairy-cunt is NOT Iron Man!!! he is, at the very least, a poor excuse for a human! furthermore, he is an affront and insult to EVERYTHING that Black Sabbath stands for!

I wasn’t born with a guitar in my hands. In fact, I didn’t pick one up until 2008, thanks to a family who did absolutely nothing to influence me or even suggest possible futures.

So I’ve only been playing for about four years, that gives me a big disadvantage against all of you, who’ve been playing since forever and can play circles around me with your fucking “Kashmir”, “Achilles Last Stand”, “Two Minutes to Midnight”, “Number of the Beast”, or my personal ‘favorite’, fucking “Master of Puppets”.

Yeah, I can’t play guitar solos: not that I haven’t tried to learn them. I spent hours going over “Into the Coven”, “Over the Mountain”, “Melissa”, “The Unforgiven II”, “Fixxxer”, “Solitude” and even “Eruption”, but I never seem to be able to go anywhere. Tony Iommi, despite having cheapened the name of Black Sabbath and only having two fingers, is a better guitarist than I am! How pathetic is that!

Of course, I must learn to play guitar solos, because that is what is expected. Although I don’t understand why: nu metal doesn’t play guitar solos and people love it, deathcore doesn’t play guitar solos and it is popular. “But nu metal and deathcore suck”, you say. Well, I retort with this: black metal has no guitar solos and you love it. Personally, if it were a matter of just tremolo-picking a few notes on a tritone scale, I’d be a better guitarist than almost everyone in the black metal scene (save for Quorthon, Abbath, Galder and Nergal: they actually play guitar solos). So, yeah, why do you love black metal when it is as talentless as nu metal?

But, back to my dilemma: I need to play guitar solos, but nothing seems to work. Of course, people like my beloved ex-girlfriend wasted no expense reminding me of what a shitty guitarist I was, always bringing up her ex-boyfriend who could play master-of-fucking-puppets all the way through and saying that I should quit music. Then I see you motherfuckers do the same with your “you suck” routine when I do try my hand out with guitar solos (seriously, do you not even listen to the words of Black Sabbath, or is hate your god?), and, of course, I see myself unable to play guitar solos, always fucking up…

(I can’t understand what would compel someone to utterly hate someone they’ve never met, someone they don’t even know so much, that they’d spout off hateful words and death-threats like it’s a joke!)

Can’t you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man?
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?

So now there’s different colors
And there’s different breeds
And different people
Have different needs
It’s obvious you hate me
Though I’ve done nothing wrong
I’ve never even met you
So what I could I have done?

Can’t you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man?
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?

So now you’re punching
And you’re kicking
And you’re screaming at me
You’re relying on my common decency
I know it hasn’t surfaced
But I’m sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel
From my head to my fist -boom!

Can’t you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man?
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?

Can’t you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man?
Help me understand

Can’t you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man?
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along so awfully?

People are people
Why should it be that we get along so awfully?
(Can’t you understand?) Why should it be?
Can’t we get along? Cause people are people
(Can’t you understand?) Why should it be?
Can’t we get along? Cause people are people
(Can’t you understand?) Why should it be?
Can’t we get along? Cause people are people

Dope - People are People