I hate in musicals and Disney movies when a villain sings.

1) in Snow White, the wicked queen NEVER sang! Maleficent didn’t sing either in Sleeping Beauty. It dichotomized the difference between good and evil. Good is full of life, hope and beauty while evil will not sing.

2) in movies where the villain sings, like The Lion King, Aladdin and that god awful cartoon version of Return of the King, they’re always silly, croaky baritone shanties. I mean, in musical theater a young baritone like myself has NO hope of landing any kind of role since only older baritones are wanted for the singing villains.

So, yeah, i hate it when villains sing in musicals. Because those are about 9 times out of 10 the most cringeworthy moments in those musicals/movies. If i were planning on making a musical, and i am, i would make the hero a young baritone and the villain a young tenor. If the villain sang at all, it would be a song about how he followed his dreams and loves himself just the way he is; sort of the dark side of Disney propaganda.

So yeah, rant done

How do merpeople procreate?

You know, I start typing this well-worded post, and then I think about all of you people and I’m like, fuck it, nobody wants to hear what I have to say, no matter how true or zealous.

I blame you people for being so touchy and then expecting everyone else to harden up.

…when you can tell what song someone is air-guitaring to without having to hear the song, just by seeing the movement of their hands and fingers

I love to one-shot mages
I live to two-shot priests
When I see you, I’ll PvP ya
Spanking noobs, that’s my favorite cheese

Rogues! Do it in the darkness
Rogues! Do it where the sun don’t shine
Rogues! And with a little drop of poison
Rogues do it from behind, yeah

Hahahaha!

Gonna creep inside your backdoor!

I wear Bloodfang leather
Bonescythe and Netherblade
Chop chop the level-7 warlocks
Gonna take him out with Perdition’s blade!

Rogues! Do it in the darkness
Rogues! Do it where the sun don’t shine
Rogues! And with a little drop of poison
Rogues do it from behind, yeah

Whoa, yeah!

Sinister Strike, Eviscerate, Cheap Shot, Backstab!
Slice and Dice, Ambush, Rupture, Blind!
Sinister Strike, Eviscerate, Cheap Shot, Backstab
Gank you, thank you, now I outrank you!

With dagger, mace, and sword
We are Alliance or the mighty Horde!
Not your everyday type prankster
Call me Ice-T, original gangster!

Yeah!

You never hear me coming
When I creep across the floor
With deadly force, you’re dead, of course
Now I’m gonna camp your corpse!

Rogues! Do it in the darkness
Rogues! Do it where the sun don’t shine
Rogues! And with a little drop of poison
Rogues do it from behind, yeah!

L90ETC - Rogues Do it from Behind

Yet, though they hate America and say how proud they are that they have socialism and drive on the left-hand side of the road, they think they have the right to whine and complain about the way my country’s government is handled or the tragedies of my country.