…none of you really know what it’s like to be as sad and depressed as i am, and are just whining about it, like you acuse me of doing? Seriously, you all seem so happy, it’s hard to believe you actually understand this…

Let’s see…

• Metallica (current): James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Robert Trujillo
• Metallica (1986 - 2001): James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Jason Newsted
• Metallica (1983 - 1986): James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton
• Black Sabbath: Bill Ward, Geezer Butler, Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi
• Heaven and Hell (1980): Bill Ward, Geezer Butler, Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi
• Heaven and Hell (1981 - 2010): Geezer Butler, Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Vinny Appice
• Ozzy Osbourne (current): Ozzy Osbourne, Gus G., Tommy Cluefuetos, Rob Blasko, Adam Wakeman
• Ozzy Osbourne (2002 - 2003): Ozzy Osbourne, Zakk Wylde, Robert Trujillo, Mike Bordin, Adam Wakeman
• Megadeth (current): Dave Mustaine, Dave Ellefson, Chris Broderick, Shawn Drover
• Dimmu Borgir (ISD): Shagrath, Silenoz, Galder, ICS Vortex, Mustis, Hellhammer
• Rush (current): Geedy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart
• Megadeth (1990 - 1998): Dave Mustaine, Dave Ellefson, Marty Friedman, Nick Menza
• Bathory (1983): Quorthon, Hanoi, Vans McBurger (Jonas Akerlund)
• System of a Down: Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, Shavo Odadjian, Jon Dolmayan
• Dio (1983): Ronnie James Dio, Jimmy Bain, Vivian Campbell, Vinny Appice
• Beatles: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr
• Nightwish (current): Anette Olzon, Marco Hietala, Tuomas Holopainen, Emppu Vuorinen, Jukka Nevalainen
• Týr (current): Heri Joensen, Terji Skibenaes, Gunnar H. Thomsen, Kari Streymoy

Not all of them, but pretty damn close

My hair is so freakin’ frizzy, it’s like Claudio Sanchez of Coheed and Cambria and Idina Menzel from the film Enchanted had a baby

So the whole of the Wicked fan-dom world is like this…

Meanwhile, I’m like this…