Unholy!

I was there through the ages
Chained slaves to their cages
I have seen you eat your own

I’m the cycle of pain
Of a thousand-year-old reign

I’m suicide and salvation
The omen to nations
That you worship on all fours

I’m the infection and famine
That’s knocking at your door
That’s why you’re feeling so…

Unholy!
Oh, I was created by man, you know I’m…
Unholy!

I am the incubus
I lay the egg in you
The worm that burrows in your brain

But you are the beast
That calls me by my name

You send your children to war
To serve bastards and whores
So now you know you created me
On the day that you were born

Unholy!
I was created by man
Yeah, I’m the Lord of the Flies, you know I’m…
Unholy!
From the left hand of power
Comes the father of lies, yeah
Unholy!
Unholy…

I’ll lay you down to sleep
Your soul to keep
Better cross your heart before you die
So know you know, know that you are mine
That’s why you’re feeling so…

Unholy! Unholy! Unholy! Unholy!

Kiss - Unholy

Black Veil Brides - Unholy

(once again, I can’t make any guarantees that I will be seeing Wicked, due to a certain somebody being fickle and flaky)

Okay, so here’s the update on who I MIGHT see if I see Wicked. First, it was going to be Mamie Parris and KRC (who I probably saw), but that was not to be…

Then KRC left and now, for the time being, Alli Mauzey, formerly Broadway’s G[a]linda stepped in. I was okay with this, until it was stated that, the very day after my birthday, Mamie Parris would leave, but no replacement had been named…

Fan-girls and tumbling people, I give you the 2008-2009 Broadway Elphaba-G[a]linda pair, now reunited in the 2012 1st National Tour! Unless I see Wicked on the very day of my birthday (highly unlikely), it is quite likely that I will be seeing Nicole Parker and Alli Mauzey in the 1st National Tour of Wicked (the closest to Broadway I can hope to come).

Okay, so I’m reading through my Spiderman comics on CD, and my brother comes in, sees a funny still of J. Jonah Jameson and jokingly says that he’s on crack. Now every time J.J.J. appears, my brother makes some reference to him being on crack.

Then I wondered…is he sharing his crack-pipe with Megan Hilty?

I mean, J. Jonah Jameson doesn’t seem like the most sharing kind of person, but her behavior leads me to wonder…

Then again, it could just be the epic amounts of coffee

Who knows?!

As Ron Burgundy would say…

Scholars maintain that the real meaning was lost…centuries ago.

Funny stuff, I know!

Yes, this post is fruiting random! [-in John Madden voice-] See that? That was a replacement word! We use those to cover up bad-words so that it sounds funny.

I’m having too much fun here!

Then I remember her screaming “BALLGOWN!” and singing in Shrek III, just before Robert-fruiting-Plant did his annoying as fruit vocalization from that stupid “Immigrant Song” - which, by the way has nothing to do with vikings. Nothing at all!

Yeah, you tell ‘em, Meg!

So yeah, in the end, though I think she’s crazier than Ozzy [jamming “Snowblind” right now from Volume 4], I get to that point where I’m just like…

trying hard not to laugh!

Can anyone tell me why Tom and Jerry are drinking sherry rather than beating the hell out of each other?

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
We cannot find a single sheep
To draw his sleigh across the night
So all the waiting Christmas trees
Gonna hear the master say!

There’s no presents not this Christmas
There’s no presents
Tom and Jerry drinking sherry
They don’t give a damn!

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
It’s getting very very late
Saint Peter’s closed the golden gate
And Donald Duck is still in bed
I wonder who is gonna help!

There’s no presents
Not this Christmas
There’s no presents
Tom and Jerry
All that sherry
They don’t give a damn!

There’s no presents
Not this Christmas
There’s no presents
Tom and Jerry
Still drinking sherry
They don’t give a damn!

I’m dreaming of a white…sabbath

King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas

the majority of Metallica’s “fans” are a bunch of narrow-minded basement dwelling losers who wouldn’t know art if Leonardo Da Vinci came back from the dead and f**ked them in the ass

Hell, compared to the reaction said ignorant children have raged against Lulu, they practically loved St. Anger!

Jemma Rix.

You know, I don’t hate her, but when her green face starts invading my thoughts, infecting my dreams and making me incapable of writing fan-fic stories wherein Elphaba is depicted as anything but her…

this is my reaction

Metallica released Death Magnetic to kiss up to the angry fan-boys who were butt-hurt about St. Anger…

Lulu will be released to show that they still have the balls to do what they want to do regardless of butt-hurt angry fan-boys.