Almost ten years of awesomeness all over the world, and hoping that there will be a movie, and then it gets announced…wait for it…
lea michele, a gleek, is portraying Elphaba!
Wicked has been officially killed, thank you very much. Whereas the show appealed to everyone, only gleeks will like Wicked now.
Damn it! Why couldn’t they have gotten someone who can actually sing, rather than these auto-tuned, annoying gleeks? (don’t patronize me, i was forced to listen to a glee song…and I would rather listen to slayer or manowar than anything by glee). I mean, i know glee is popular, but to put someone in a lead just because they’re popular is like remaking the Ten Commandments with Kanye West as Moses
here’s what I think to this awful travesty…
If Romney wins, I get to hear all of you “open-minded” tumblr-trolls prove to me that mankind is beyond saving by all of your hate-mongering, intolerant bile.
If Obama wins, it’s four more years of higher taxes, higher gas prices, fewer jobs and censored internet for yours truly.
Guitar Hero Extreme Metal!
It would be rated M for blood, language, violence, etc. It would include death, doom, black and other such darker sub-genres of metal. Uncut and uncensored versions of all the best songs.
And for guest characters…Chris Barnes, Peter Wiwczarek, Nergal, Johan Hegg, Abbath, Quorthon, Hellhammer, ICS Vortex, Messiah Marcolin, Liz Buckingham, Peter Steele and Dax Riggs (to name but a few).
So there’s going to be a new Superman movie, with Henry Cavill (of The Tudors and Immortals) as Clark Kent/Kal-El. Of course, I’m going to at least watch it when it’s out on DVD, because I’m a big fan of Superman and want to see this interpretation.
However, I suddenly realized that there’s going to be a tidal wave of fangirls, obsessing over Superman because he’s played by some “hottie”, just like the Avengers.
Dark days are ahead of us…
I guess I won’t be seeing Wicked after all…
I hope thelastboleyngirl will get to see it, though
I don’t hate justin bieber, it’s just that I can’t stand that song “baby”, or anything else he’s released.
However, for the rest of us out there who are still unaffected by “bieber fever”, there is hope in sight.
Let me direct your attention to NSYNC or even the Jonas Brothers. Back in the early 90s and early 2000s, they were the it-thing that tweens everywhere were screaming about.
Where are they now? Justin Timberlake did his solo project and is now embarking on (and I can’t believe I’m actually saying this) a promising film career. The brothers Jonas are…well, they’re not flying under the radar: one was on Broadway, if I’m not mistaken, and the others are in their individual solo projects. But there’s not a lot of buzz about them now as when they were all the rage.
Just give it time, my friends. There’s light at the end of this tunnel, and it’s not a freight train coming our way. It’s hope of a future where justin bieber’s “music” has finally gotten so over-played that it’s become cliche and annoying.
I bet if, by some strange coincidence (that’s probably completely unlikely in reality), a Black Sabbath song appeared on Glee, everybody would blame Sharon Osbourne…
Even though Tony Iommi “owns” the name Black Sabbath and the Gleeks would have to go through him before they could use any Sabbath songs.
Double standard much?
Okay, so I try to express my opinion, which happens to be against the status quo, then you have the gall to tell me that “Maybe you’re lonely because you say such awful things”.
Pretty much, just shut up and go with the flow!
Yeah, thanks but I’d rather be 100% original me than a cheap knock-off.
